she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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