Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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