I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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