I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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