So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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