She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My dick has a subreddit
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I came so hard my ears popped.
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