i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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