i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he thought i was a dude.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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