Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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