Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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