I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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