so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
