her vagine was all disorganized.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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