Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
