your room smells of hookers.
And success
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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