He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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