You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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