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And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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