Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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