Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize