He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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