Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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