Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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