The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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