Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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