Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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