it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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