I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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