Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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