just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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