I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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