Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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