Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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