so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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