Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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