The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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