The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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