i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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