8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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