porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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