Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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