Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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