erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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