Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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