The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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