new low.... made out with someone while peeing
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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