i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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