Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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