No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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