your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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