My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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