she woke up with a sticky ear
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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