My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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