oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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