can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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